Once upon a time in a land not-so-far-away, there existed a mystical artifact known to all as"Trump's Red Hat." Legend had it that whoever donned this crimson cap would suddenly gain the power of unparalleled confidence, the ability to tweet at lightning speed, and an insatiable craving for fast food. Many sought after this hat, believing it held the secret to mastering the art of the deal or perhaps just the ultimate bad hair day cover-up. But beware! For with great headgear comes even greater responsibility...and the occasional mistaken identity as a rogue traffic cone.
